I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than shit and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as people who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness.

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[*]Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.                                                                                                 
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[*]I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying.                                                                                                                            
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[*]Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.                                                                                                 
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[*]With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid shit. Saw water and passed away.                                                                                                 
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