God, how'd I end up back in this?

Hey, my name's not important but you can call me A. or Asshole. or whatever really, I answer to a lot of things. Time isn't real and my gender doesn't matter. I've been in the RP circuit under a vast array of names beginning in early 2008 and have just come out of a two-year hiatus where I tried to kill myself and decided [i]man that's wack[/i]. 

I used to be very into 1v1 RPs, but after people were distasteful and downright disgusting, I think I'm more open to bigger adventures. 

I play all genders, from manly man to a sweet tiny lady and everything in-between, have a year of DMing under my belt and upwards of six years playing in a regular DnD group (which I've added stealthily onto my resume, and successfully landed a good job because of it). I prefer advanced RPing, only because I tend to scare off people with my vocabulary and four+ paragraph responses. I'm down for anything above casual however, as long as the group seems chill and I'm not mocked for playing a little advanced.

For now, I'll lurk around until I figure out where I fall into. Feel free to ask me things, I don't mind, and if you think I'd be a good fit in whatever you're doing just hit me up and I'll get back to you whenever I'm not ass-deep in customer service.

Best,
A.