[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/xA1Gmym.png[/img][/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/ifVwAOx.png[/img][/center][hr][center][color=silver]"𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕."[/color][/center][hr] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Fx9djtD.png[/img][/center] [hider=Post-Flag and Seek Interaction Period (Sept. 7 - Sept.13)] [hider=Monday (Sept. 7)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4219725]7:00 pm[/url] – Rainfall. Enter the Nutribullet. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4237871]7:00 pm[/url] – Lilianna and Sophia talk. Lily don’t give a shit. Sophia don’t see shit. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]7:00 pm[/url] – Angelique confesses her undying love for Kenny G. Allison doesn’t run away for whatever reason. (Monday – Chapter I) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]7:20 pm[/url] – Dinner with the 430 kids and whoever the fuck the other two are. Siena exposes herself as a Burberry Bitch. Emma accepts her for who she really is. No one likes Ernie. Marcus channels his inner [s]sassy black woman[/s] ‘brazen high-school girl’. (9/7) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]9:30 pm[/url] – There’s a ‘Criss Angel joke’ in here somewhere but I can’t find it. Something something disappearing acts. Chris and Angelique don’t solve a mystery. (Monday – Chapter III) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240880]10:20 pm[/url] – Christmas helps Sander accessorise. Sander sleeps with him in return. It’s not gay at all. (Static) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240517]10:30 pm[/url] – Marcus talks to his way cooler and awesomer sister. Siena phone home. Gerwulf can’t answer the phone with his big fat gorilla hands. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]10:30 pm[/url] – Cal returns some stanky jeans. Wants to fight with Sander. Cal shows interest in landscaping. (Mistakes Left Unsaid) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]11:00 pm[/url] – Marcus makes some plans. Offers some bandaids to Cal in case Sander makes a boo-boo. Kadabra band aids. Shit taste. Newton is obvs best grill. (Folly of an Eager Beaver) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4233934]Night[/url] – Hazel buys armor. She’s getting that Mobile Suit one way or another. [/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Sept. 8)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241034]9:00 am[/url] – Zoe asks some questions. Freddy answers some of them. (Questions and Answers) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]10:00 am[/url] – Kusari and Cal talk. No spine juice this time. How boring. (Feelings and Overshooting) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]10:30 am[/url] – Can Ernie not be a shit for two seconds? (Spoilers: No.) Brent is the ultimate wingman. Angel gets her shoes back. ‘Montreal’ is a no-no. (Tuesday – Chapter IV) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240880]11:00 am[/url] – Awkward morning-afters with Sander and Christmas. Kusari is cranky. Still not gay. (Safeguard) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]4:00 pm[/url] – Marcus and Emma have a date. No thrown drinks. How boring. (9/8) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240745]4:00 pm[/url] – Everyone remembers the pants. Cal tries to forget. Angel buys some swag. (Tuesday – Chapter VI) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]4:30 pm[/url] – Cal’s parents are kinda assholes. Also Cal is SHIT at naming things. (Callan in the Dark) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240597]5:30 pm[/url] – Lawrence calms Cal down. No ‘get a hold of yourself!’ bitch slaps. How boring. (Close and Bad Calls) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240793]6:30 pm[/url] – Zoe talks with Allison. No finger-banging or face-melting involved. How boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240881]6:30 pm[/url] – It’s time to d-d-duel. Cal lets Misery play with the nice vampire boy. Sander gives gives Cal a lift. (Upheaval) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240753]8:00 pm[/url] – Brent likes them Mad Flaps. Ernie broke a vending machine. Grant continues fusing with his mattress. Gregory doesn’t break a window. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240881]9:00 pm[/url] – Urgh, blood everywhere. So messy. Kusari’s still cranky. Sander blurbles. Christmas freaks out (again). Cal gets a neato scar. (Undercurrent) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240882]9:20 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas move out. Cal wants to fight again. Fred’s just here for a good time, man. (Hope) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240882]9:50 pm[/url] – This isn’t what it looks like, man. No—nah bro, I swear. It’s just cold and body heat is really—IT’S NOT FUCKING GAY, ALRIGHT?? (Heal) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240888]11:30 pm[/url] – Marcus gets no answers. Cal blames the dog. (Callan World) [/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Sept. 9)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240129]9:00 am[/url] – Emma plays Charades with Miranda. They both suck at this game. (9/9) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:00 pm[/url] – Cal gets some free healthcare. Christmas has weenie handwriting. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:10 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas get takeout. It’s not gay at all. (Haven) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240749]12:30 pm[/url] – Zoe and Angel play with some Ground Zero peeps. Messy stuff. (Wednesday – Chapter VIII) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]12:48 pm[/url] – Turns out Ernie did kinda sorta accidentally kill someone. Awkward stuff. Fred reveals the incredible truth about Rain’s pee-pee bits. Denial gets harder to do. (Harmless) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]9:10 pm[/url] – Sander drinks toilet cleaner. Ernie’s bad with emos. (Hazy) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240895]10:40 pm[/url] – Okay, this one’s kinda gay, right? No? Urgh, whatever. Sander would be a really shit drunk-texter. Christmas just wants to read his book. (Heart) [/hider] [hider=Thursday (Sept. 10)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240640]Sometime[/url] – Zoe and Lawrence yell in a library. Verbal bitch slaps are thrown. Not boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]5:00 am[/url] – Ernie gets a beach episode. Tries out some Spiderman shit. (Brittle) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]9:30 am[/url] – Brent’s kind of a masochist. Angel channels her inner Rocky. (Thursday – Chapter IX) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]1:00 pm[/url] – Despite her name, Angel sucks at flying. Siena is a fucking weeb. Brent traumatises Angel. Chris gives everyone a piggy-back ride. (Thursday – Chapter X) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]3:00 pm[/url] – Christmas strips in an alleyway. Ernie admires his handiwork. Oh myyyyy. (Bruise) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240896]10:00 pm[/url] – Come on, Sander and Christmas literally shower together in this one, how is that not—Urgh, still? (Balance) [/hider] [hider=Friday (Sept. 11)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240752]5:30 pm[/url] – Angel gets a canary. Has no appreciation for opera LIKE THE FUCKING UNCULTURED BITCH SHE IS. (Friday – Chapter XI) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]6:03 pm[/url] – Sander and Christmas skip leg day. They both kinda suck at laundry. (Remission) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]6:40 pm[/url] – The Laundry God enters his domain. Ernie gives a psychology lesson. Christmas needs more towels. Sander gets top quality ironed jeans. (Relapse) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]8:00 pm[/url] – Sander gets fabulous with a new phone. Cal is a filthy litterer. (Rehabilitation) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240897]8:20 pm[/url] – Ernie loses an iron. Christma—Oh come on, this has got to be gay. (Recondition) [/hider] [hider=Saturday (Sept. 12)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240653]10:30 am[/url] – Ernie Mars: Hall Cop. Allison doesn’t become a vacuum killer. How boring. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]1:00 pm[/url] – Who let the dogs out? Certainly not Marcus, look at that boy run! Lizzy asserts her dominance. Sander plots a murder. Christmas is a filthy snitch. Ernie is a whiny bitch. (Demand) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240566]4:00 pm[/url] – Chris’ Pretty Terrifying Stressful Date. Siena flaunts some moola. [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]11:00 pm[/url] – Ernie tells a lie. Christmas is just there. Sander doesn’t splatter Ernie all over the wall. How boring. (Define) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4240999]11:00 pm[/url] – Look. I’ve been working on this stupid Interaction Week timeline for about two hours now. It’s gay, alright? IT’S GAY. (Disconnect) [/hider] [hider=Sunday (Sept. 13)] [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241001]10:30 am[/url] – Sander and Cal swap some juicy goss. Cal sucks at Google. (Distill) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241001]10:30 am[/url] – There’s a ‘Chris Lilley’ joke in there somewhere. But even if I did find it, none of you filthy Americans would get it, would you? Lily forgets her holidays. Christmas just wants to read. (Distance) [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4241034]6:00 pm[/url] – Zoe is Back in Black. Yes, I know it was a solo post but I just wanted to end the timeline with an AC/DC reference. Leave me alone. (Reflection) [/hider] [/hider] [hider=La Plata Interaction Period (Sept. 14 - Sept. 16)] [hider=Monday (Sept. 14)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4332699]7:00pm[/url] – Welcome to La Plata. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4341129]After Arrival[/url] – Allison needs a shower. Kusari is a playa. (Part 1) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4337263]7:10pm[/url] – Ernie takes a bath and disapproves of Cal’s renovation methods. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4334719]8:00pm[/url] – Kusari likes Cal’s pants. Cal Weeb makes anime noises. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4335855]8:00pm[/url] – Emma is bummed out. Marcus is a menace. Timothy deserves more than minimum wage. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4339759]8:30pm[/url] – Gearhead debuts. Marcus is a filthy capitalist. Martha is cranky. Ernie is crankier. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4338115]8:40pm[/url] – Zoe doesn’t like fairytales. Cal is bad at sassing. Marcus makes a good save (for once, amirite). [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4341107]9:00pm[/url] – Marcus makes a good point. Cal is still a sad sack. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345222]9:00pm[/url] – Brent tells another girl to kill herself. (Sheesh, dude.) Angel wants to get punched in the goddamn face. (Chapter II: To Become Stronger) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4346217]9:00pm[/url] – Brent offers something thicc. Siena swallows. Chris hears. Marcus is just here for a good time, mang. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4341129]9:00pm[/url] – [i][CARELESS WHISPER SAXOPHONE LOOP 10 HOUR][/i] (Part 2) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]9:00pm[/url] – Kusari doesn’t get mad lit off the goon. (I know my lingo, yo.) Emma asks a bunch of questions. (Emma and Kusari: Seeking a Much Needed Drink) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345222]9:45pm[/url] – Angel is bad at jokes. Siena is bad at jokes. Marcus needs to shut his goshdarn mouth. (Chapter III: Soul Sisters) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345002]10:00pm[/url] – Cal gets some new tools. Brent wants to play among the stars¬¬ [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345222]10:15pm[/url] – Cal can’t sleep. Angel wants to shop. (Chapter IV: Wishes of Recovery) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345222]10:30pm[/url] – Lily is super chill about head trauma. Angelique tries to extend the Soul Sister Harem. (Chapter V: Strangers in the Night) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345222]10:45pm[/url] – Angel is dumb. Sander is even dumber. (Chapter VI: Factory of Questions) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345094]11:00pm[/url] – I legit got emotional when I read the grandma parts. :QQ: [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345320]11:40pm[/url] – Sander does a hand smooch. Christmas fondles some hair. (Routine)[/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Sept. 15)] [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345531]8:00am[/url] – Ernie unveils his makeover. Angel talks visions. Look at dat lore. (Chapter VII: Power and Confidence) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345320]9:20am[/url] – Christmas is bad at talking. Sander is a metrosexual. I’m gay for Marianne. (Recognition) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]10:00am[/url] – Emma sets her sights on dat ass. Cal makes a friendo. (Emma and Callan: Love and Zombies) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]11:00am[/url] – Emma makes a big, fat confession. Ernie is bad at crying girls. (Emma and Ernie: Misplaced Confession) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345150]11:10am[/url] – Ernie is a subtle binch. Cal acquires a sugar daddy. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]11:30am[/url] – Emma talks conspiracies. Siena lets that Sav sadness get bottled up and aged like a fine wine. (Emma and Siena: Visions, Superpowers, and the Secrets of the School) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343821]12:00pm[/url] – Emma makes a friendo. Lily has the wrong phone. Who the dang heck is Hailey?! (Lily and Emma: A Visit and a Phone Call) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345320]12:00pm[/url] – Sander helps the local fast food economy. Christmas takes a nap. (Relief) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345474]12:30pm[/url] – Cal gets evicted. Allison experiences a close call. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345484]1:00pm[/url] – Allison makes baby rhymes. Angel experiences the Gay. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]3:00pm[/url] – Emma runs around. Hazel eats the plantlife. [s]HAZEL IS GOAT SELF-INSERT CONFIRMED[/s] (Emma and Hazel: Red Tape) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343609]10:00pm[/url] – Emma loses it again. Angel wastes coffee. (Emma and Angel: Words Better Left Unsaid) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343821]10:00pm[/url] – Lily moves out. Sophia forgets the donuts. How dare. (Lily and Sophia: Trying to Sneak Out) [/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Sept. 16)] [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343388]2:00am[/url] – Marcus is a sad boyo. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345531]7:00am[/url] – Brent uncovers a conspiracy. Angel reveals her harem plot. (Chapter X: Conspiracy Theory) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4345531]7:30am[/url] – Chris sheds a manly (pfft, nah) tear. Angel has no time for this shit. (Chapter XI: Taming the Dragon (Part 2)) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4346086]8:30am[/url] – Marc makes his TV debut. I’m still gay for Marianne. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4346109]9:00am[/url] – Marcus gets dat Social Link. Siena reveals some backstory. (FINALLY. GAWWD) (Masking Smiles) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4346109]3:00pm[/url] – Siena calls her pyjamas ‘jammies’. Allison doesn’t laugh, somehow. Jean Jimmons is shit. Jerry is still best NPC. (Shopping News) [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4343419]10:30pm[/url] – Zoe gets handsy. [url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4346208]10:30pm[/url] – Zoe gets some guests. Angelique is pissy. Emma is dumb. Brent doesn’t care. Lily does a whoopsie. Kusari is cool with it. Ernie unveils his janitorial power level. [/hider][/hider] [hider=D.C. Interaction Period (Sept. 17 - Sept. 20)] [hider=Thursday (Sept. 17)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4347556]9:00am[/url] – Welcome to D.C. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]9:00am[/url] – Emma laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus gets no action. (Emma and Marcus Part 1: Arrival/Pillow Talk) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360107]9:00am[/url] – Sophia gets a roommate. Lily gets a couch. (Arrival at Hyatt Regency (Sophia and Lily)) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4347615]9:00am[/url] – Hazel is a menace (ft. Steinway abuse). [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357439]11:00am[/url] – Jam Session. Pianos and harps and violins and vocals and all dat. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4355591]11:00am[/url] – Sander accessorises. Christmas knows materials. What the shit is a grosgrain? (Scent: Nostalgia) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360493]12:00pm[/url] – Get in loser, we’re going shopping. Brent becomes a pack mule. Allison goes Americana. Siena gets a Fatality. Marcus is the Fatality. Angel goes to Nordstrom. What the shit is a Nordstrom? (Thursday | September 17 | 12PM) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357555]2:00pm[/url] – Ernie is an idiot. Brent is an enabler. Marcus makes sure no one gets killed. (Ernie, Brent, and Marcus: Splattered! Across the Penthouse) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357555]7:00pm[/url] – Ernie starts bulking. Brent forcefeeds another person his meat. (Ernie and Brent: Get Fit or Die Trying) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]7:00pm[/url] – Callan is a filthy vandal. Emma is a filthy thief. RIP Riley’s cat. (Emma and Callan: Teenaged Delinquents) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4359511]8:00pm[/url] – Marcus is a filthy liar. Brent is a filthy coward. (Denial) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360162]11:00pm[/url] – Angel trains the menace. Hazel is a piano prodigy. (Chapter III: Late Night Lessons) [/hider] [hider=Friday (Sept. 18)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360493]8:00am[/url] – Chris is a bitch. Brent don’t play with bitches. (Friday | September 18 | 8AM) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357601]8:00am[/url] – Ernie tries to be responsible (haha rip). Lily makes a friend, kind of?? (Ernie and Lily: Breakfast for Two) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360162]9:00am[/url] – Angel trains the menace. Zoe fights a pillow. (Chapter IV: Blowing Off Steam) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357601]11:00am[/url] – Ernie tries to be responsible again (oh dear). Kusari doesn’t like Guy Fieri. Truly a monster. (Ernie and Kusari: Feud Network) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357601]12:00pm[/url] – Ernie’s a filthy racist. Angel likes Sesame Street puppets more than her friends. (Ernie and Angelique: No Strings Attached) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360572]12:00pm[/url] – Wanna know how I got these tats? Siena is a sassy gril. Marcus is a dirty boi. (Relaxation Station) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360493]1:00pm[/url] – Sophia walks into a wall. Brent learns the truth. (Friday | September 18 | 1PM) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357601]4:00pm[/url] – Ernie sucks at French. Siena doesn’t kill him for his buffoonery for whatever reason. (Ernie and Siena: The Piano Guys) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360162]5:00pm[/url] – Angel laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus makes his debut on the Hug Counter. (Chapter VI: Popularity Talk) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]8:00pm[/url] – Determination makes its TV debut. Darren is a good boyo. Terry is a good boyo too. Oh yeah, Emma’s there too, I guess… (Emma and Darren: The Interview) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]9:00pm[/url] – Emma deals with Regular shit. Marcus is purtyful. Mysterious Rich Boyo keeps showing up places. (Emma and Marcus Part 2: Night on the Town) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357601]9:00pm[/url] – Hazel is a menace, pt. 2 (ft. Ernie’s pain). [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4355591]9:00pm[/url] – Sander is a video game nerd. Christmas is a drunk shit. Rich Boyo makes his first appearance. (Scent: Liquor) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360283]10:00pm[/url] – Zoe doesn’t toss meat. How boring. Brent confesses his case of the crazies. (Madness, Mistakes, and Meatballs – Zoe & Brent) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4355591]11:40pm[/url] – Smooches, ye boi. It’s super gay. (Scent: Skin) [/hider] [hider=Saturday (Sept. 19)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360283]8:00am[/url] – Zoe bankrupts a coffee shop. Siena is honest?!? (Straightforward Surprises – Zoe & Siena) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357634]9:00am[/url] – Ernie is probably a druggo. Emma doesn’t kill him for whatever reason. Hazel is password protected. Better security than Cal’s phone. (Ernie, Emma, and Hazel: A Friendly Brunch) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4359456]10:00am[/url] – Cal is bad at dealing with phone cameras. Sander is bad at backstory. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4359475]11:00am[/url] – Sander is a smoochy boi. Christmas is bad at sandwiches. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4357634]12:00pm[/url] – Ernie shares shower stories. Allison finally has some backstory. Also she probs fucked a dude with red eyes. (Ernie and Allison: Red Eyes, White Lies) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360283]1:00pm[/url] – Zoe is an arcade lord. Marcus is bad at everything. No one forgets Zip Zip Boi. (Pinball Wizard – Zoe & Marcus) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]3:00pm[/url] – Emma deals with gay shit. Allison is too gay to function. (Emma and Allison: I’m Trying Not To Be Awkward, But You’ve Got A Nice Ass) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4353044]5:30pm[/url] – Zoe is Zoe. Barbra makes things worse. (Bad Publicity) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360283]6:30pm[/url] – Zoe reflects on her horde of child criminals. Lily begins her Soccer Arc. (Thanks for Lending a Hand – Zoe & Lily) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360493]9:00pm[/url] – Five boys make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain stay outside of a USARILN facility for the rest of time. Kadabra supports gay pride. (Saturday | September 19 | 9PM) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360580]9:00pm[/url] – Ten girls make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain go anywhere near a bottle of liquor for the rest of time. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360162]10:00pm[/url] – Wet, naked, gay girls. That is all. (Chapter VIII: Confession Of Two Girls Over A Wet Mattress) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360556]11:40pm[/url] – Look at the smoochy boi go! Christmas is bad at kneeling hugs. [/hider] [hider=Sunday (Sept. 20)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360572]8:00am[/url] – Brent gets a healthy dose of Jesus. Siena makes the ship tease of the century. (Brent x Siena gitfucktscaly) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4360162]10:00am[/url] – Angel is bored. Lily remembers. (Chapter IX: Healing Through Music) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4358945]11:00am[/url] – The catfight of the century. Emma deals with Stigma shit. Angel deals with it too. (Emma and Angel: Mutual Understanding) [/hider][/hider] [hider=Zhang’s Estate Interaction Period (Sept. 20 - Oct. 6)] [hider=Week 1][hider=Sunday (Sept. 20)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4433404]8:40pm[/url] - Welcome to Zhang's Estate. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437073]After Arrival[/url] – Hazel cosplays. Olivia despairs. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4433478]After Arrival[/url] – BEST BOIIIIIII [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4442139]After Arrival[/url] – Lawrence gets a scolding. Rosa gets left on read. Lizzy’s just there for a good time. [/hider] [hider=Monday (Sept. 21)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437676]5:00am[/url] – Ernie is a double texter. Angel runs away. Brent does nothing. (Chapter I Accusations) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4454392]12:00pm[/url] – Lily admits. Sophia forgives. (September 21st: Lunch with Sophia) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456137]2:00pm[/url] – Brent and Siena lovingly beat the shit out of each other. Best Friends Forever!! (Honesty) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]3:00pm[/url] – Ernie annoys the maidstaff. (Ernie and Elvia: Laundry Lessons) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437406]7:00pm[/url] – Emma lets loose. Marcus holds on. Determination joins the fray. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4438959]10:00pm[/url] – Zoe gets handsy. Kusari knows crotches. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]11:00pm[/url] – Ernie returns to alcoholism. Sander does the same. (Ernie and Sander: Bar Buddies) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456331]11:40pm[/url] – Sander plays rough. [/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Sept. 22)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437676]12:00am[/url] – Gay grills (Chapter II: Hollow Love) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]1:00pm[/url] – Ernie is a KKK. Brent is not okay. Lisa is best waifu. (Ernie and Brent: Donut Frying and White Lying) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456137]9:00pm[/url] – Siena has daddy issues. Marcus is bad at doors. (Sacrifice) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456502]10:00pm[/url] – Four teens make absolutely damn sure that Zhang locks the liquor cabinet in her estate for the rest of time.[/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Sept. 23)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]9:00am[/url] – Wabbit Season. Ernie steps in crap. Marcus gets an arrow to the knee. Brent almost Fruit Ninja’s a fuzzy pal. (Ernie, Marcus, and Brent: We’re Going on a Bear Hunt) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456189]10:00am[/url] – Siena pumps the brakes on friendship. Angel is still fucking blind as shit. (Learning to Drive) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]11:00am[/url] – Ernie is bad at crossbows. Marcus is bad at guns. Emma gets shit on. (Ernie and Marcus: Debate, Discussion, Declaration) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456189]2:00pm[/url] – Chris gets rejected so hard that the Chinese Dragons felt it. Siena plays the ‘we can still be friends’ card. (Worthwhile) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4441429]8:00pm[/url] – Hazel goes for a dip. Marcus sees the moon. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4443251]10:00pm[/url] – Sander goes for a walk. Hazel does a pimp slap. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]11:00pm[/url] – Ernie is everyone’s favourite drunkard. Siena gets a Need for Speed. (Ernie and Siena: Designated Driving) [/hider] [hider=Thursday (Sept. 24)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437676]10:00am[/url] – Angel sings a baby to sleep. Zoe is a sleppy babby. (Chapter III: Happy Birthday) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456332]10:00am[/url] – You know that thing where people in movies run across the beach into each others’ arms? That, but gay. (Reunion) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456783]12:00pm[/url] – Brent is bad at ice cream. Chris is bad at arguing. (Empty Words) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456332]2:00pm[/url] – Sander is good at Google. Christmas cries again. No surprises there. (Relate) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4454392]5:00pm[/url] – Angel is a filthy donut thief. Lily learns who to trust. (September 24: Two X’s and An Apology) [/hider] [hider=Friday (Sept. 25)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457288]3:00pm[/url] – Raptor Girl is no more. Sander snarls. Christmas tries out camouflage. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456333]3:40pm[/url] – Sander approves of cross-dressing. Christmas is a hecking homo. No surprises there. (Recalibrate) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456333]5:40pm[/url] – It’s gay. No surprises there. Also the maidstaff are very prepared for homo sex. (Reprise) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437676]7:00pm[/url] – Angel kisses and tells. Brent breaks a uterus. (Chapter IV: Choices)[/hider] [hider=Saturday (Sept. 26)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456334]9:00am[/url] – Christmas’ bitch level improves. It’s gay. No surprises there. (Resolve) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4437676]8:00pm[/url] – Angel reaches out. Sophia falls silent. (Chapter V: Understanding) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456501]10:00pm[/url] – Ernie learns that there’s really no difference between roofies and high-alcohol drinks. Allison continues fucking a murderer. (Ernie and Allison: Keeping Tabs)[/hider][/hider] [hider=Week 2][hider=Sunday (Sept. 27)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456267]2:30am[/url] – Brent doesn’t suplex Siena to sleep. How boring. (A Moment’s Reprieve) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4443719]10:00am[/url] – Angel has shit taste in chips. (Chapter VI: Denial) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4445976]11:00am[/url] – Sophia does some literary analysis. Marcus triggers another gal.[/hider] [hider=Monday (Sept. 28)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4455598]11:00am[/url] – Sophia plays piano. Chris shittalks a 14-year-old. Nice one, asshole. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456189]11:00am[/url] – Zoe has good taste in underwear. Siena ain’t afraid of no X’s. Tater Tot gets a snack. (The Bitch and the Bookworm) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4454392]2:00pm[/url] – Ernie forgets how to use a dishwasher. Lily reveals the truth, sort of. (September 28: Dishes and a Fight) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4442581]5:00pm[/url] – Zoe doesn’t read. Lawrence wants to sew. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4443719]8:00pm[/url] – Angel doesn’t beat children. Hazel strips someone else for once. (Chapter VII: Shackles)[/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Sept. 29)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456267]Some Ungodly Hour[/url] – Siena needs a hand. Linda needs a raise. (Of Arms and Monsters) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457167]10:00am[/url] – Y’know, with a title like ‘Fire in the Hole’, I was rather disappointed at the lack of butt fireworks in this collab. Four teens undergo a gun safety seminar. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4454392]12:00pm[/url] – Lily and Angel don’t team up and beat up Ernie with their instruments. How boring. (September 29: Troubles and Music) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4442458]1:00pm[/url] – Chris is a weenie. Marcus dropkicks a fool. [/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Sept. 30)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456783]9:00am[/url] – Brent and Sander gallantly compete for Ernie’s hand. (Assurance?) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457015]5:00pm[/url] – “Stop following me.” “Aight.” (Zoe & Allison - Sorry for the Meltdown) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4443719]8:00pm[/url] – The only balls Chris has are the ones on the billiards table. Angel loses her patience. (Chapter VIII: Burdens)[/hider] [hider=Thursday (Oct. 1)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456267]Sometime[/url] – Things are heating up between Brent and Siena. (Burn Marks) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457045]Sometime[/url] – Hazel is a comedian on the rise. Emma is a Boss D.J. (10/1 – Emma and Hazel: All I Need) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456334]9:00am[/url] – Christmas is bad at knives and also really chill with murder. Sander is gay. No surprises there. (Raw) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457133]8:00pm[/url] – “But I’m nothing without this [s]suit[/s] gun!” “If you’re nothing without this [s]suit[/s] gun then you shouldn’t have it.” [/hider] [hider=Friday (Oct. 2)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456783]11:00am[/url] – “Stop being an antisocial asshat.” “Aight.” (Two Guys, No Fish)[/hider][/hider] [hider=Week 3][hider=Sunday (Oct. 4)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4456334]10:00am[/url] – The maidstaff are very prepared for homo cross-dressers. Also gay. No surprises there. (Rousing) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457366]1:00pm[/url] – NIGHT CURRENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. A special guest makes an appearance. [/hider] [hider=Monday (Oct. 5)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457036]5:00pm[/url] – Angel robs the maidstaff of their jobs. Marcus is an unfaithful ho. (Chapter IX: Loss of Control) [/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Oct. 6)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457036]10:00am[/url] – “Stop losing your shit.” “Aight.” (Chapter X: Counselling) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457036]1:00pm[/url] – “Stop cutting yourself.” “Aight.” (Chapter XI: Challenges) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4457036]9:00pm[/url] – Angel offers alcohol. Kusari blurts everything. (Chapter XII: Subnatural Life)[/hider][/hider][/hider] [hider=Post-Estate Interaction Period (Oct. 7 - Oct. 14)] [hider=Wednesday (Oct. 7)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4567670]6:30am[/url] – Siena cracked her phone like some dumdum. Callan has problems controlling her dumdum face. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4562187]10:30am[/url] – Welcome (back) to USARILN East. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4564410]After Arrival[/url] – Emma is good at triangles. Best Girl enters the fray and fills the Unit’s Punk Girl quota. (alone in the dark) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4581991]4:00pm[/url] – Sander slobbers all over a poor defenseless Christmas. Christmas is a shy gay. (my fire, my faith) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]5:00pm[/url] – Brent is bad at office administration. Rosa encourages children to play with sharp things. (Acquisition) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4563683]??????[/url] – Angelique gets a check up. [/hider] [hider=Thursday (Oct. 8)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574650]5:00am[/url] – Ernie bitches about people (no surprise there). Brent reveals his lapse of retardation. (Ernie and Brent: Working Things Out) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574650]5:00am[/url] – Ernie is a South American crime lord. Zoe is a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Insinuations and Initiated Investigations) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4568692]11:00am[/url] – Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over Suite 430. Marcus gets sexy texts from his older sister’s friend. Weird. (Pep Talks and Toast) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4568692]12:00pm[/url] – Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over the USARILN East campus. Rosa gets a boo-boo. (Permission Slip Up) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4568692]12:30pm[/url] – Callan continues her endless reign of second-hand embarrassment over Ernie. Ernie does a decent Matrix impression. (Barely Aware) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577655]1:00pm[/url] – Hazel is good at names. Siena doesn’t ruin her clothes this time. The mime wins. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]1:30pm[/url] – Zoe gets a boo-boo and also there’s backstory stuff. (Solo Post: Built for This) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4564410]2:00pm[/url] – Marcus gets robbed. Emma was likely a low-key Satanist. Determination don’t play by no rules. (Emma and Marcus – Bubble and Trouble) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4568692]5:00pm[/url] – Callan judges a book by a cover Emma briefly described. What a butt. Brent is a weirdo stalker man. (How’s Your Fine?) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4570047]6:00pm[/url] – Callan has shit taste in everything. Emma is a filthy hipster. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]7:00pm[/url] – Siena is good at Google. Zoe is bad at school. (Zoe & Siena: Nobody Needs to Know) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4568692]9:30pm[/url] – Kusari hallucinates biblical figures. Callan hallucinates Angelic figures. (Knock On Wood) [/hider] [hider=Friday (Oct. 9)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574650]9:00am[/url] – [s][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5rDb7-kLk]Fantasy[/url][/s] Costco, where all your dreams come true! GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! Ernie leaves a Shrek cosplay behind. Siena is a benevolent piano teacher. (Ernie and Siena: Shopping and Not-So-Much Truth Dropping) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4564410]3:00pm[/url] – Callan thinks Determination is cool, an opinion that’ll definitely last for the long-term. Emma is a coffee snob. Determination does sex jokes?? (Emma and Callan – Déjà Vu) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]9:00pm[/url] – Brent cops a feel. Siena suffers, as usual. (Brent’s Spaghetti) [/hider] [hider=Saturday (Oct. 10)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576856]9:00am[/url] – Zoe explains how Marcus is gonna win. Not fighting what he hates, saving what he loves. Also Marcus is bad at running. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574650]9:00am[/url] – Ernie continues his endless reign of noise pollution over the Aberration Dorms. Allison ain’t afraid to cut a bitch. (Ernie and Allison: Hallway Hassling) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]10:00am[/url] – Kusari finds her muse. Brent vogues. Siena suffers, as usual. (Like One of Your French Girls) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4564410]2:00pm[/url] – Ernie wants to trick-or-treat like some dumb little BABY. Emma is bad at arts and crafts. (Emma and Ernie – A Pleasant Chat) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]7:00pm[/url] – Brent has the flyest ride in the hood. Siena is bad at chopsticks. (“EAT THIS!” “NEVER!”) [/hider] [hider=Sunday (Oct. 11)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575118]2:00am[/url] – Marcus has a wet dream. Callan fakes a medical degree. Siena is clueless. Tater Tot lurks in the shadows. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]10:00am[/url] – Emma gets no answers. Brent endorses the Church of Rosa Schur. (Catching the Dream) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]6:00pm[/url] – Allison is a conspiracy nut. Zoe is a bad, bad friend. (Zoe & Allison: Giving Up the Ghost) [/hider] [hider=Monday (Oct. 12)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]10:00am[/url] – Ernie makes a girl cry again. Come on, dude. Callan falls asleep on someone else’s bed like a fucking WEIRDO. (Ernie and Callan: Bad News) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]11:00am[/url] – Marnie Domestic AU. Don’t like, don’t read. OR: That one time Marcus and Ernie did a shitty reinterpretation of that scene from that John Green book. (Ernie and Marcus: Clearing Things Up) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]2:00pm[/url] – Sander corners Ernie in the bathroom and somehow it is not as gay as it sounds. Ernie gets his slamjam on. (Ernie and Sander: Toilet Troubles) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4581991]2:30pm[/url] - Christmas didn't stutter once in this one. Did y'all notice that? Sander is bad at Spot the Difference. (my hallowed hell, your hollow heart) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4581991]4:00pm[/url] - Sander recaps his garbage Spot the Difference skills. Christmas doesn't do much but he's definitely gay in this one. (my shooting star, gravity bound) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]6:00pm[/url] – Chris reaches peak baby bitch. Brent prays to Bullet RNG-sus. (Saints and Dragons) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577411]After[/url] – Brent shines bright like a diamond. Siena is bad at emojis. (Re:) 7:00pm – Sander bleh [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575140]7:00pm[/url] – Callan ensures heart problems via energy drink for the long term. Grant is an enabler and occasional shouty boi. (Wish Granted) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]8:00pm[/url] – Chris is a whiny baby man. Zoe works at Hot Topic. (Zoe & Chris: Naked Anger) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575140]8:30pm[/url] – Grant unveils his master technique. [s]UNLIMITED PET WORKS.[/s] Callan raids the dog treats (probably not the first time, amirite). Siena gets a new roommate, whether she likes it or not. (Pure Therapy) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575140]10:30pm[/url] – Callan becomes PETA’s nemesis. Zoe supports her illegal activity. (Empty Encouragement) [/hider] [hider=Tuesday (Oct. 13)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4581991]2:00am[/url] - Christmas reenacts an R. Kelly classic. Sander is bad at everything. Alvin's Yeezys aren't mentioned ONCE JAN, WHAT THE HELL. (my bitter taste, my hours wasted) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]9:00am[/url] – Ernie vents at something that isn’t a time-frozen mannequin. Weird. Zoe is still a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Baking and Blaming) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]9:00am[/url] – Callan bribes for friendship points. Determination makes a verbal boo-boo. Ernie shoots his goo all over the place. Emma is a double texter, which definitely won’t have its consequences in the long term. (Callan and Determination, Ernie and Callan, Callan and Emma: Callan Actually Cleans Something For Once) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576614]1:00pm[/url] – THE SAV TALK AAAAAA. Ernie goes bungee jumping. Brent is a weeaboo. Siena gets ‘nam flashbacks. Marcus gets physically and emotionally beaten and it’s a thing. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4577420]6:30pm[/url] – Brent gets a roommate. Siena is bad at catching. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575140]8:00pm[/url] – Callan almost sees the moon. Hazel grasps that shaft. (Will You Train With Me?) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575805]12:00am[/url] – Sander can show you the world~~ Callan laments her single status. (Floating) [/hider] [hider=Wednesday (Oct. 14)] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]1:00am[/url] – Zoe is a conspiracy nut. Margot endorses underage bar hopping. (Zoe & Margot: Answers) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4575805]8:00am[/url] – Callan is a fucking weenie IDIOT. Determination falls on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. (Secrets Out) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576754]After[/url] – Determination is TOO GOOD, MAN. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4581991]9:00am[/url] - Sander is good at money. Christmas poses for an inevitable future Jan commission. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4574661]11:00am[/url] – Ernie doesn’t study for Sander’s test. Sander is suspicious. Emma is fit for the interrogation room. (Ernie, Sander and Emma: Laundry and Leisurely Lying) [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576727]12:00pm[/url] – The title says it all. Ernie disrupts the Waffle House peace. Callan is a hecking weirdo but like more than usual. [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4576154]3:00pm[/url] – Zoe continues to ruin the lives of Unit B. Zhang’s just here for a good time. (Zoe & Zhang: Making it Personal) [/hider] [/hider]