Jessica stopped the pose she was in and snapped into a more dynamic one now that she had another teammate. A quick look at Haruka made her eyes nearly pop out of her skull. After bunching up her fists and hyperventilating at her new ally she began to screech. "Dude!! Your name is Black Moon?? That's SO sick!! And you're like, a ninja with cleavage and everything!!"

The teenager she approached earlier turned to Haruka, momentarily ignoring Jessica, who was vibrating so energetically that the sugar crumbs at her feet began to leap and hop about. Mark, as he called himself, swiveled his head and spoke succinctly at Jessica. "As long as I'm not dead, you're not dead."

At the end of his statement Parker had a long and vivid series of flashbacks of all the time's she's almost killed herself via parkour and substance consumption. The fighter put her arm over Haruka's shoulder. "No promises!"

The brawler breathed out smugly and narrowed her green eyes at Mark's request for the hardest thing they had. [i]What're they gonna do, add another leaf to your leaf water?[/i] [i]Still,[/i] she thought, [i]If they don't have a Home Depot around here, how the heck am I gonna have fun?[/i]

She straightened up dramatically and began to speak after a thumping her chest a few times. "Look dudes, I'm pretty sure we can win this Starbucks turf war. I mean, look at all the weenies around us! Black Moon has a cool name, you have a big sword, I'm super awesome at parkour. There's like, no way we can actually lose." Jessica gave another outrageously large smile and comboed it with a wink.

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