[quote=@Andreyich]
Oh please that's not an intern thing Ted was obviously beating his meat. 
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[url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/01/24/ted-cruz-makes-grayson-allen-joke-and-wins-twitter-war-with-deadspin/]There is absolutely zero chance that Ted Cruz runs his own twitter account.[/url] Presumably you've seen the man at some point on television? He is a lot of things -- I like most of those things -- but clever enough to drop Grayson Allen memes? No. No no no no. He pays interns. 

Or rather, he pays interns-minus-one, because someone is fucking fired.