[quote=Unlit]
I'm licking this here spoon like Miley Cyrus licks sledgehammers.
[/quote]

That is an image I could have gone to my grave, happy, without ever having lodged in my brain. 

*points at Fatesy/Unlit, shaking head frantically* NUH UH, DOT! HE STARTED IT! SEE!?!?