[quote=@Flooby Badoop]
I'll bite, Theo, you flaky bastard you.
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[hider=Flooby Badoop's Nation Roll]
- [b]Population[/b]: 14,000,000
- [b]Geographic Size[/b]: Small, Islandic
- [b]Natural Resources[/b]: Tourism, Electronics
- [b]Urbanization[/b]: Heavily urbanized with less than 10% of population living outside major metropolitan areas.
- [b]Technological Standard[/b]: Standard of living and technology in this nation is equivalent to  1947.
- [b]Heavy Industry[/b]: Plentiful heavy industry that is largely obsolete.
- [b]Political Administration[/b]: Communist single party state.
- [b]National Legitimacy[/b]: Somewhat illegitimate, political administration is seen as "not ideal," though by keeping it's head in the sand has seen fit to remain independent and at peace.
- [b]Political Popularity[/b]: Moderately popular
- [b]Prevailing Religion[/b]: Majority of population is the most common religion on the planet (yet unnamed).
- [b]Corruption[/b]: Corruption is uncommon and frowned upon.
- [b]Cultural Coherence[/b]: Approximately two major cultures and a single oppressed culture distributed throughout a single area of the country.
- [b]Political Allegiance(s)[/b]: Was split during The War with with other members of the same cultural ideology in a neighboring nation (Think South Korea/North Korea).
- [b]Pressing Issues[/b]
* [b]Irredentist[/b]: Half of our nation is split and we seek a unified nation once again.
* [b]Embargo[/b]: We are under embargo by several neighboring countries, hurting our economy.
- [b]National Army[/b]: Massive conscripted forced of 1,200,000 that is largely underequipped with obsolete artillery and no tanks.
- [b]Air Force[/b]: Four squadrons of prop planes and a single squadron of bombers that are outdated 1940's variants.
- [b]Navy[/b]: A few hundred PT boats, 12 diesel submarines, 15 destroyers, 2 missile cruisers and 1 outdated battleship[/hider]