A small tremor pulsed through Walker's elbows and fizzled around his fingertips. [i]Shit, I'm already being threatened! That's so fucking COOL![/i] While Will had assumed the woman was another player like him, her consistent behavior had blurred the lines in his spacious mind. Walker began to explain himself.

"No- it's totally a part of my character development." His voice artificially deepened somewhat. "The mysterious cowboy Walker McDonald's, showing his true self only to his closest friends, surrounded in shadows and [i]doubt[/i]." The last word was spoken with the last bits of psychotic bliss that were in his system, before they travelled from his mouth to a pair of starry earthy eyes. "Only to reveal that yes- he's a [i]stranger[/i] to this world, a messenger from the unknown, here to right wrongs and found a [i]huge[/i] city. A city that's more of a southern renaissance, a [i]utopia[/i], with blackjack and hookers and gay marriage." He pronounced renaissance incorrectly.

Walker interlocked his fingers and gingerly placed them on his cheek. He vividly imagined himself handing out buttons and stickers with his name on them, kissing babies on their foreheads and singing "Same Love" by Macklemore. [i]I'll be the leader everyone wants, the one who will lead Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo.[/i]

The player's presidency montage was derailed completely by a blue streak of light and a crash. Walker gave Raine a thumbs up and a wink, desperately trying to pretend that the woman hadn't implied stabbing the shit out of him earlier. "Well then partner, it's time to saddle up 'n see just what the cow dragged in!" He chuckled smugly and began to think. [i]Cowboys are called cowboys because they love cows, so obviously I just gotta take sayings with animals and replace them with cow![/i] "But be careful of course, 'cause it looks like it's raining cows and cows, y'all'dve."