Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and [i]despair[/i].
(ps this is a joke post the actual collab is coming up)
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"Could have made his way to the home via the shadows, then entered through the front door." Question said, whilst taking off his trenchcoat, throwing off his suit jacket, loosening his tie, before finally unbuttoning his dress shirt and throwing it to the ground. "Look at these ABS. YOU KNOW, THE REAL QUESTION IS: HOW CAN ANYONE LOOK THIS GOOD?"

He would then pull out a can of whipped cream and spray it all over his abs.


Karen stares in silent shock at the sight before her. Is this what R-rated movies are like?!

"Are you... are you being serious right now?" Grim stared aghast at the sight before her, jaw dropping behind her mask. "This is what Illinois has to offer me? ... A SUB-PAR CHALLENGE TO MY ABS?" In a flash Grim ripped her mask and jacket off, tearing her shirt over her head and pointing to the wash board abs underneath the binder.

"You are NOTHING compared to me!"

Karen then begins to tear off her cloak when Chris Hansen kicks down the door. "I THINK YOU NEED TO HAVE A SEAT!"


The Tiger materializes from the All Seeing Aether.

"W-what the hell y'all doin'? Jesus watchin'."

Meanwhile, across Hub City, Clare wakes up from a dead sleep. "I need to draw fanart [i]immediately[/i]."