A beam of light descended from the heavens, splitting clouds and lighting up the jungle around it. Elegantly, a being of natural beauty floated down through it. The light slowly faded as she opened her eyes slowly, almost seductively. She looked down at herself, studying her own, full, beautiful form. She inhaled deeply, contentedly... before gagging violently, her color changing eyes becoming a sickly green in disgust. 

	[color=92278f]"UGH! What's that smell!?"[/color] The beauty shouted. She took another look around, spotting the source. There, just a few feet from her, was a rotting animal corpse. She gasped sharply, only to immediately resume gagging. She was used to seeing dead bodies in games, but she never had to [i]smell[/i] them before. She turned away, but couldn't get the image out of her mind. Usually corpses were just a bloody body with some bones sticking out, but this... this was just too real. She could see all of the... and it's... [color=92278f]"What kind of sicko [i]made[/i] this game? Why would my brother [i]buy[/i] it!?"[/color] Suddenly, an image of a teenage boy appeared in her mind. Towering over her, he mocked her for not being able to handle "mature content." [color=00a651][i]"See, this is why I don't let you play any of my games."[/i][/color]

	The fairy steeled herself, her eyes graying. She'd show him. She'd play this game to the end and become the greatest sorceress that ever lived! It was then that she noticed a string of letters hovering over her head. They remained the right way no matter how she turned. They read [b]~xXxTehPr3ttestFairyof@llxXx~[/b].

	The Prettiest Fairy giggled to herself. [color=92278f][i]Wait till my dumb brother tries to log on and sees THAT as his username![/i][/color] After she was done with her giggling fit, she looked up. The username had disappeared, replaced by three bars, one red, one blue, and one green. Those too slowly faded. Just as she was just about to pick a direction and head in it, the was a flash of blue, magical sparkles as two items fell to the ground. One was a tattered, old book. The other was a cracked wand. The wand was black with a white tip, the kind a magician might use. She tried to be excited, after all, she could finally use magic like she always wanted to in real life, but her starting gear was a little... lack luster.

	The Prettiest Fairy sighed. [color=92278f]"Not exactly the kind of stuff the greatest sorceress would have."[/color] she muttered to herself. She glanced back over at the disgusting animal corpse, an idea forming in her mind. [color=92278f]"Hey! I bet a monster did this! That's why it's so gross! If I find that monster and beat it, I might get better stuff! Or at least, money to get better stuff"[/color] And so the Prettiest Fairy of All floated along, her eyes literally glowing with excitement.