[quote=kishin asura]
Me: then yes. Yes I do.
[/quote]

"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over.
"Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.