I find your post very humorous so thanks for the giggle. I would love go roleplay with you, but I consider myself high casual. I usually write 3-4 longer paragraphs. I could try to write more, but no promises. I play females also, so a FxF plot would work well. 

I, however, love science fiction and fantasy so I would be glad to help show you the world! Send me a PM of you'd like to give me a chance. 😊