Dear Diary, Old Lady Marge croaked. It was a shock to say the least. Her nephew James lives in a cottage outside of Ferryway. After I found Old Marge limp and pale in her chair he was the first person I called after an ambulance. He said I could stay for the remainder of the week, but then we would have to talk about money arrangements beyond that. Such a shame. S. BARRY ROADS Dear Diary, Its midnight. Earlier I received a strange call from James...he said the hospital Doctor found Old Marge's body severely lacking in blood. There were no wounds on her body to explain why. They did find a strange saliva-like residue... should I tell them the kitchen window was left open? I'll go downstairs and make sure everything is locked tight. S. BARRY RO