[color=ed1c24]"Traitor,"[/color] Jaakuna commented angrily towards Emiri as she seemed oh-so-cozy with the Chocobo. Why was she giving into its facade of cuteness? It was an evil bastard that would make a fine roast. 

[color=crimson][i]You're not seriously thinking about frying that Chocobo, are you?[/i][/color]

Jaakuna heard Belias suddenly chime in. He let out a mental scowl. [color=ed1c24][i]Why not? I'm hungry and I have the means.[/i][/color]

[color=crimson][i]But it's a Chocobo.[/i][/color]

[color=ed1c24][i]Yeah. And?[/i][/color]

Jaakuna heard Belias give him a disapproving sigh, which Jaakuna knew was Belias telling him not to do it. As he contemplated that option, he heard Emiri say how they'd be able to walk the remainder of the way. Good thing Emiri said that or else the item on tonight's menu would've been Fried Chocobo. It's a shame, really. JAakuna was actually curious how Chocobo would taste. He's had cockatrice before, but he's never had Chocobo before. There was never a chance, unlike this one. He could do it and the Chocobo wouldn't feel a thing. 

And then suddenly Jaakuna's mind became corrupted by the unthinkable act of eating the Chocobo that smugly looked at him, unaware that he had been cackling evilly out loud, hands aflame and the light from said flame making Jaakuna appear demented.