Welcome one and all - come in, come in, please. Can we get you anything? Anything at all? Tea? Biscuits? Oh me - tea [i]and[/i] biscuits?- who offers [i]just[/i] tea or [i]just[/i] biscuits. Here, have a seat - the most comfortable seats *forcefully removes Vec and Conata from it* (aside: get a room you two).