[b][i][u][color=00aeef]Maestro 01[/color][/u][/i][/b]

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	Maestro 01 stood still. Static even. It waited exactly one minute for either the bartender to respond or for the patron it had joked with to laugh. Neither of these things happened. It looked around, trying to assess why no one was paying it any attention. The bartender seemed busy fetching drinks for two individuals who had actually ordered them. He likely hadn't heard Maestro. Turning to the patron, Maesto realized that it had tried joking with someone who was passed out drunk. In a virtual bar. [color=00aeef]"Sooo... you're paying for a VR service to go to a bar... to not be aware of the bar that you're not in."[/color] Maestro commented to the sleeping patron. They didn't respond.

	Not one to give up easily, Maestro 01 sidled up next to the couple that had accidentally stolen his one audience member and did his bit over again, line for line. Except this time, he cranked his volume up by one peg. Just one. [color=00aeef]"Hey, what's it take for a bot to get a drink around here?"[/color] It once again asked the bartender. Once again, it simulated a chuckle. [color=00aeef]"See, it's funny 'cause I normally can't process food or drink, not being built for it."[/color] It was sure to address the comment to the couple, this time. [color=00aeef]"But here, it's all information, so it all goes down the same."[/color] He was still in a good mode.