"What the fu-" William yelled, breaking character as he quickly brought his blue blazer BB gun up and began taking shots at the enourmus fowl that seemed to be protecting its family. The suddenness of the whole situation took its toll on the gunslinger's aim as he missed most of the shots he took at the bird.

As it finally came within pecking range William opted to drop his trusty gun and instead try grappling with it in the hope that his robotic nurse would assist somehow.