So... That turned into something a lot longer than what I had originally intended.  Umm... Hope you enjoy?  Or don't worry about it; nothing in that post is usable material for the here and now; it's setting up for later.  So... Yeah.

Happy birthday, Project!  It's my mother's birthday, too.

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