[quote=@Spirit]
Will team evil be stopped in time to foil their plans? Will team good ever become active before I have to open their spots to new members? Will Jonathan the otter ever finish sorting the headmistress' office? Find out next time, on Grand Arcanium Z -epic guitar riff-
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Team Good will be content to sit about and learn their enchanting, thank you very much! 

"Stay fahr away from tha Dwarven lands and I don't give a rat's arse what yeh dew, laddy. But if ya git too close don't be shocked when an enchanted ballista starts chasin' after ya!"

Edit: Also, in hindsight, perhaps the old-ass dwarf eating like a slob isn't exactly an inviting prospect for potential friends. Plsloveme I don't bite