[center][b][u]THE WWA LOCKER ROOM[/u][/b] (AKA the Jobbers and NPCS)[/center] [center][b]CURRENT CHAMPIONS:[/b] [i]WWA WORLD CHAMPION:[/i] (VACANT) [i]WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:[/i] The Munsen Brothers [i]WWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION:[/i] Dee Mentia[/center] [b]"Handsome" Jack Ransome:[/b] The Dirtiest Mind in the Business, the Platinum Playboy, the King of Rings, Handsome Jack has been the top draw in the Tri-State territories for years, winning multiple Championships all over the country. However, a freak injury that occurred during an unusually potent drug binge has left him on the sidelines, forcing him to abdicate his top spot in the company and vacate his title. [b]Danny "Golden Boy" Gilbert:[/b] Handsome Jack's protégé and the second-in-command of Jack's stable The Fortunate Four, 'Golden Boy' Gilbert is an obnoxious upstart pretty-boy whose presence assures that even despite Ransome's legendary status, the Four are hated heels. Backstage, he's known as an entitled prima dona who will go out of his way to make his opponents look bad. [b]The Red Menace:[/b] Actually an Irish-descended ex-bouncer from Boston named Kenny McKannen, the 350-lb "Russian" brawler is a reliable hand in the ring, but is dangerously nearsighted, which unfortunately means his signature clothesline 'The Hammering Sickle' is notoriously stiff. [b]Great Yamato:[/b] A real-life Judo champion from Osaka, Saito Shimura has struggled making a living as a wrestler in America, saddled with a 'mysterious Oriental' gimmick he personally finds insulting, but always seems to get a rise from the crowd. [b]'Radd' Ricky Razor:[/b] A fresh-faced rookie from Atlanta, the real-life Ricky Ramone is an enthusiastic but very sloppy high-flyer who's still in the middle of 'paying his dues.' He's also known backstage for being an obnoxious party-boy and a suck-up to the veterans. [b]Baron Shaka:[/b] An aging black wrestler from Chicago, Don Jackson is a respected journeyman wrestler who never quite made it big. Trying to adapt to the more outlandish characters of the 80s, he's adopted a 'Voodoo Priest' gimmick hoping to get over as a top heel. [b]The Munsen Brothers:[/b] Hank and Garth Munsen, the enforcers of the Fortunate Four both on-screen and behind the scenes. Infamous for taking liberties with people who step out of line, the Munsens' spike-piledriver finish has been known to legitimately hospitalize other wrestlers--though coincidentally such a 'botch' only ever seems to happen to people who cross them backstage. [b]The Jersey Wrecking Crew:[/b] Brad 'Bull' Dozier and Stan 'Steamroller' Sawyer, two old-school brawlers from Jersey City. They can't really talk and they can't really wrestle all that well, but they're big and look scary, and that's usually enough to get them on the card. [b]The Rotten Bunch:[/b] Robbie Rotten and Vick Vicious, two obnoxious punk-rocker heels from Manchester, England. In real life, the two hate each other's guts, and are known to get into frequent drunken brawls backstage. [b]Dee Mentia:[/b] Once the only female wrestler in the WWA, Dee fully commits to her 'psycho' gimmick, often going so far as actually biting and hair-pulling in the ring. Behind the scenes, Deedee Summers is known for being a genuine sweetheart, though it's rumored that she's having an affair with owner Sonny D'Angelo. [b]Vikki Valkyrie:[/b] Dee Mentia's arch rival, Vikki plays up her cartoonish Viking-woman gimmick to accent her chiseled physique. Originally a bodybuilder before stumbling into the wrestling business, Vickie Carlton is rather clumsy in the ring and rather naive behind the scenes. [b]Queen Kong:[/b] A large dark-skinned powerhouse of a woman, Queen Kong is known for throwing her opponents around like rag dolls. Kerri Harris is still fairly green, only getting into wrestling because it was nigh impossible for a large black woman to get any interesting roles as an actress. [b]MORE TO COME[/b]