[color=lightblue][center][h2]Felix Ebert[/h2][/center][/color] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZVlSqjjkic[/youtube][/center] [center]“You know what really pisses me off, all these talentless somebodies who make it big and they have no real talent and put no effort into their work. I want to see something profound and instead I am over here in the theater seats snoozing because I don’t actually give a fuck about your poorly acted, poorly written imitation of other films. Where did you get your schooling, in the theater itself? Watch someone better than you, became their pale imitation and then everyone praises for someone else’s work. Fuck you.”[/center] Age: 28 Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Species: Sphynx Occupation: Reviewer [Cult Fame and almost always in some sort of spat with someone], Indie Film Director [Cult Fame] Aspiration: To Watch Hollywoo eat itself alive by exploiting all the delicious fears and insecurities of talented somebodies who made it big because they are likeable. Also to get his films more talked about. Appearance Note: I'd like his tattoos to be similar to the first and second photo. More specifically the neck tattoo like the sides of the first photo and the front of the second photo. And I'd like both of his arms to have the two different colored roses like on the first photo. @FelixEbert_DarkFilmStudios [center][img]https://image.ibb.co/d4TCRG/Felix.jpg[/img][/center] [center]“Going to the award ceremony. Let’s see who wins. Certainly not someone who actually deserves it.”[/center] Standing at 5’10” he’s an impressive young male cat, whose fit and likes to eat healthy. He refrains from drinking alcohol or getting into soda and won’t even smoke a cigarette with his pals, he doesn’t even vape. Some have asked him about his tattoos if they were gang related or not, except that he hasn’t really said anything about them. Nor has he denied or confirmed his connections with any gang or criminal activity. Though his record comes up clean. He dresses fairly well on a middle class budget. His reviews and movies don’t make him much, but he rocks suit from the Greatwill like they were expensive thousand dollar suits. He’s considered attractive by a lot of woman and tends to have a cult following. Most of the woman who do end up confronting him though, know nothing about his films. And those that do don’t spread their legs. Too smart for that. His voice is smoky and hoarse, but not in an unpleasant way. It’s not gruff, in fact it’s very mellow and pleasant to the ears. It at least is what gets women to want him, despite his less than successful career. @FelixEbert_DarkFilmStudios [center][img]https://image.ibb.co/gy9VDw/Felix3.jpg[/img][/center] [center]“Was just interviewed for a filming journal. Was asked some great questions. I think the interviewer was checking me out.”[/center] @FelixEbert_DarkFilmStudios [center][img]https://image.ibb.co/hyVsRG/Felix4.jpg[/img][/center] [center]“Sometimes I just like to sit outside and sunbathe. My friend Roseline Crow says I like you like that. Let me draw you. Pretty rad results.”[/center] Background: Born in Sacramento, California. Felix had always been a Cinefile his whole life. Old films and new films he was fascinated by the way films were produced, directed, and edited. As a young kid he enjoyed watching old films rather than enjoying spending time with other kids. He even made small films in his garage and studied the arts at a young age. Bullied with little friends, when he graduated from high school it was an easy choice. He went into filming as his college ambition. He wanted to direct and produce his own films. An excellent film maker who was praised for his creative thinking and outside of the box ideas in high school, middle school, and elementary. Winning a few local contest in high school and middle school young Felix had high expectations of his adult life. Though that came crashing down when he graduated college coming to Hollywoo with high expectations being at the top of his class. Praised for his unique ideas and talent, he had expectations of what was going to happen in Hollywoo. Being a young adult coming out of teenagehood. He expected to walk into Hollywoo who’d accept his ideas as well. After the US is a world of dreams, isn’t it? The change between Felix then and the monster he became was the day the door was slammed in his face quite literally. Making little connections in Hollywoo and praised for his work, he was called into a Lion’s Gate studios. Expecting that they were hiring him from a job he was separated from individuals in one line. Retards and dorks with little talent and smart, intelligent people he got along well with in those three hours he stood in line. When he finally got to the front of a line, a secretary came out and slammed a door in his face. With a sign that read, Hollywoo not a Place for Original Ideas. Come back when you have significant brain damage. Distraught. And unhappy that he was rejected because he was considered a threat to society grew a significant bitter wall in his heart and soul. Felix determined to take down Hollywoo’s hacks became a rather famed reviewer instead. His views controversial. His Twitter feed filled with trashy comments about people he doesn’t like. Yet his reviews remained truer, harsher and resonated with people who were just as fed up with Hollywoo mainstream trash as he was. He gained a significant cult following in the last four years as a reviewer. People like to throw out his name when they want to sound important. Like they are on the in crowd. And he has had mild success directing small budget indie films with also cult following. To the point that he has a pseudo C list celebrity status. He’s known. Just not well known. And definitely not well liked by A list celebrities. What does Felix Listen to: [hider= Aesop Rock - Mystery Fish] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSYwG-1GAXQ[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Aesop Rock - Supercell] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnh0diWkxk[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Cardi B - Bodak Yellow] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAorqDArVvM[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Childish Gambino - Redbone] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Jamiroquai - Canned Heat] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7nE4qUT8xA[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Salvatore Ganacci - Talk] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR-f9n-mRG0[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Jamiroquai - Little L] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULyTXwjojgc[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Jamiroquai - You Give me Something] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXbAP_WJjfc[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Flume - Lose It] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYuEEU5e50[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Flume - Push] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khX_VLa3POw[/youtube][/center][/hider] [hider= Flume - Drop the Game] [center][youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoAqHxm5dpo[/youtube][/center][/hider] Dark Film Studio Films: New York Terror A detective on a high profile case finally deals with the high profile criminal who has killed several people. In a heated conflict detective Moore's kills his assailant. Only to have the assailant return as a vengeful ghost a few years later. Having to reopen the case and find the ghost of the killer who continued his murder spree in revenge. Critic Review - A + - 10/10 - Terrifying and thrilling, it puts Hollywoo to shame. With interesting twist and turns and clever written clues. Little Lost Kitten An orphaned kitten abandoned by his mother's whose catnip problem finally got to her. He moves in with his abusive uncle and negligent aunt in law. Finds some sense of freedom through painting and expressing himself through the arts as a sculptor. He falls in love with a young dog who falls in love with his work before he falls in love with him. The two boys must face cross species discrimination from a small town and their own sexual awakening with each other. Critic Review - C - 7/10 - You can really tell this was not his script. It feels like something thrown away and then saved by someone else who threw money at him to film it. It's weak, but great acting and amazing directing cannot save a story that feels more appropriate for mainstream Hollywoo romantic flicks. Where it does shine is in it's prejudice against cross species and tackling issues of homosexuality in a small town. Beauty in Ink TBA - Released Date TBA - Needs Funding