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Prison breaks naturally spilled pandemonium into the streets, whether it was the escapees flight to freedom or the onrush of demons eager to spill their blood in a frenzy of carnage. Such debacles were costly, fruitless, but above all, interesting spectacle for the bored and indifferent. Such was the case of a portal aficionado glimpsing his labors play out from the comfort of her throne room, [url=https://i.imgur.com/36Q0kHu.jpg]Rufie's[/url] feet propped up on the regal couches arm rests as her hands idly dug through a bucket of popcorn.  She'd hoped to lessen the boredom of a dreary day in the Nexus by sowing Discord in the capital, but regardless of setting fire to the puppy mill or giving skeleton keys to every convict, Rufie just couldn't get a kick out of any of it. Sighing to herself she closed the viewing portal and slumped over, consigning herself to a dull attempt at napping on the job.

[color=f7941d]"You're a girl again?"[/color] The voice was brash and as obnoxious as its owner and it would have given great satisfaction to said owner if Rufie rolled her eyes or even huffed in annoyance. Dana thrived off those kind of reactions and so she had no shame in making it as blunt as possible. The school girl appeared beside Rufie's position, even daring to thrust a finger forward and poke at her cheeks rapidly. Anyone else would have gotten it lobbed off via a portal but then again, Dana would have probably liked that. [color=f7941d]"Oh wow, I guess someone got embarassed by their lack of masculinity. Was it something I said?"[/color] she asked, grinning deviously. [color=f7941d]"Or maybe you just really, reeeeally, like groping yourself, what with the boobs and everything...."[/color]

[color=royalblue]"Of  course I grope myself. Who wouldn't if they had the chance? Still, i'm just not feeling the masturbation today."[/color] Rufie replied, eyes flickering towards the finger thrust to her cheek before following the hand back to the shark toothed face of her annoying other half. [color=royalblue]"Maybe I should tease you about your school girl fetish. Must be fun going on trains HOPING someone tries to molest you, little Ms. Jailbait."  [/color]

In a move befitting of Dana her head turned towards the prodding digit and Rufie snapped her teeth around it, biting Dana between grinding teeth. It was only fair if she was bored then Dana could stand to suffer a little. True enough, Dana's reaction would be more than enough to amuse Rufie, that of an eye roll. After all, anyone could make the school girl cry out and moan, but only a few knew how to annoy her. She scowled even further more so at the way Rufie was dressed rather than the blood trickling her clamped digit.

[color=f7941d]"Ewwww, and what are you wearing? You look more like my mom than my husband...er, wife. Oh ho, you must reeeealllly be bored today if you're going around flocking with that kind of thing on your shoulders."[/color] The shark-toothed blonde managed to grin a little more and shrugged in place, not exactly able to go anywhere with Rufie holding her still. [color=f7941d]"Everyone loves school girls. Like, you could totes ask any Demon here and I bet they'd want to tap that,"[/color] she said with a little wriggle.

There was an undeniable truth to Dana's words, and seeing as the vampire made no move to extricate her finger, Rufie thought to remind the vampire she was indeed not her mother. She reached beneath the short skirt and clutched her by Dana's firm posterior, lifting her onto the couch atop Rufie. [color=royalblue]"You don't like the wardrobe? And here I thought you were into the older woman, what with that Contractee of yours and that run away Valkyrie. Your history of past loves leads me to think you just like the older woman, regardless of your lying tongue."[/color]

[color=f7941d]"Waaaaah, that's like, totes non-consent!"[/color] Dana said with flair, flailing arms as she was rested atop Rufie. Oh, she had many things to comment on her husband's more charming form and her eyes narrowed before making herself comfortable on Rufie's lap. [color=f7941d]"Pfft, you're talking about two bimbos who likes to wear suits. Blergh, that's not what a cute school girl wears at all! But speaking of older women, you're the one who's always making compensations when you turn into one."[/color] A shark grin became a dark smirk as the vampire fidgeted around more, eyes flicking down. [color=f7941d]"Oh, didn't you think I would notice? You always make yourself taller than me like this....not to mention a few more assets if you know what I mean, oh ho! You used to be so plain but then you added special features. Trying to compensate for something, dear?"[/color] Dana said, snickering upon [url=https://public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/The_King's_Seed]her wife.[/url]