[quote=@Muttonhawk]
[@Cyclone] Noah Webster tried to fix English, believe me. He just made it worse.
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Oh, you thought I wanted to remove the 'k' and 'fix' English? :lol

Far from it, I wanted to establish some draconian agency that would send armed men out to beat anybody that didn't pronounce the k. Or anybody that Englishes wrong in other ways. We'll bring back the kuh-nights of old!

It's all in the name of making the Anglosphere great again.