[center][color=2E8B57][h2]Duncan MacAiden[/h2][/color]
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[color=tomato]"So did Scooby Doo there just jump off the balcony like I think she did?”[/color] Ease inquired a bit rhetorically [color=tomato]"Hmm. I guess that answers my question."[/color]

[color=2E8B57]"Yeah, Avery just kinda... [i]does that.[/i]"[/color] Duncan replied without missing a beat as he caught sight of Ease coming out of his peripheral [color=2E8B57]"You get used to it after a while."[/color]

[color=tomato]"...What are you two up to?"[/color]

Reasonable question, I mean out of all the people in this fucked-up fantasy land, Duncan and Avery weren't exactly (to the casual observer, at least) the most likely to casually hang out. So, heaving himself up off the railing, picking all of his and Avery's crap and giving Ease a friendly rap on the shoulder, the bald man motioned for the Alaskan to follow him as he gave the abridged version of the increasingly insane series of events that had led him to this moment as he headed for the stairs like a [i]normal person[/i].

[color=2E8B57]"Long story short, we got ambushed by a bunch of idiots calling themselves the 'Red Fang Raiders' on the way back from Laab and Vesta was having none of their shit."[/color] Duncan began, turning the corner as he reached the bottom and stopping for a second as he heard a commotion in the alley beside the tavern, but continuing unabated as he made his way over to the counter [color=2E8B57]"Soooo... blood and bodyparts. Everywhere. [i]That woman does not fuck around.[/i]"[/color]

Placing a few coins on the counter, the baldy grabbed a pint and handed it to Ease before snagging one up for himself, continuing to talk as he headed for the side door.

[color=2E8B57]"Buuuut, among the many, [i]many[/i] bits of bloodied dumbass covering the road, we found a map to... something. Not sure what it is, but me 'n Avery figured we may as well go check it out..."[/color] 

And with that, the Canuck opened the door only to find... some kid. Under attack by the world's cuddliest assassin.

[color=f7976a]"GET OFF ME YOU STUPID ANIMAL!"[/color] Said kid shrieked, trying desperately to break free from her incredibly affectionate, incredibly tiny canine assailant. [color=f7976a]"I hate you!"[/color]

[color=2E8B57][i]'Aaaaand, the Universe keeps fucking me dry...'[/i][/color]

[color=2E8B57]"...Or, at least we [i]would[/i] be, but apparently we're ambushing random people in dark alleyways with [i]fuzzy puppies[/i] now."[/color] Duncan finished, brow raised but honestly, not all that surprised after the events of the past month as he calmly gulped down his pint and turned his head slightly to the younger, much more fashionable man. [color=2E8B57]"What the [i]fuck,[/i] Avery?"[/color]