Well, the [s]two[/s] [b][i]four[/i][/b] that jump out at me resaulted in one person making a status update of a sudden irrational hunger for a cheeseburger, despite niether liking cheese nor meat.

The other resaulted in this response when discussing plans for a convoluted plot for an RP:
[quote]>Your tactics are just a combinations of things that don’t work but should and things that work but shouldn’t, [i]aren’t they[/i][/quote]

To which I mostly just smiled, nodded, and summed up my belief of meta-asymetrical warfare as "Clem".
^heavily paraphrasing ([url=https://youtu.be/LQzJPG2TFTg]kinda helps that I'm in a vietnam RP, and a trio of nation-RPs that involve anime, mechas and an environment not unlike the south pacific island-chains[/url])

Oh, and defeating an electronic lock by smashing a grapefruit into the AI's control console. Since the acidity of citrus is highly conductive, it was super-effective, resaulting in the lock becoming faulty enough for a later scene of privacy-malfunction.

Annnd maybe an elf with a drinking-problem deciding to follow some random mercenary-mage, [i]not realizing she's actual royalty[/i]. There were several bits of banter between a dwarf and a giant... also waking up in bed with no memory of the night previous and the awkward breakfast-routine that followed between the six of them...
(later I tried re-using that character, but realizing he had no actual magical powers, just said he had cute button-eyes as his power)

Well, that covers awesome stuff that happened in RPs on publicly viewable threads, at least.