[h2]Dirk Messir - Ass-ura'ss Wr-ass[/h2]
Haha. Take that, Violent, you dumb. Didn't even get to have a hit shot target. He sucks.

[i]YOU suck. He died because you got lucky. And I don't think he even died properly, because dead people don't VANISH.[/i]

[i]Don't Listen To Him! You Did Very Well! He Won't Be Back For A While![/i]

He appreciated it, Big Guy, and furthermore I found this conversation annoying. People were still yelling everywhere. It was time to go to the noise.

'I will meet you up stairs, Captain Cedric. Shave,' Dirk said, promptly beginning to began Nasturok running up to the top of the ship, which was a popular show that Yuushuu Spikybad once said could "suck my Rooster Ball Z", which Dirk didn't understand what the reference was, but no time for that, because there's a huge bastard showing off his arms. Including purple ones, with guns... so... apparently, he ate Violent. How dare he, that's Dirk doing the Violent killing. Only Dirk can prevent Violents.

[i]You prevented nothing Jerk! He just ate a Devil Fruit Dummy![/i]

Yeah well. Now I get to stab Violent again.

At that moment, Friend Skeltal said that he needed Dirk. Dirk liked Boneword, even if he thought he drank too much alcohol, because it was bad for people to drink too much. It was obvious when Cedric and others do it. Dirk never had any alcohol. Too much. Bad.

[i]Are you going to do anything, you worthless lout? Saban over there's about to destroy everybody, you know.[/i]

Shut up, Derek, Dirk was just going to Bonelord now, past all the oil and fire and those things, because the Divine Purpose said he had to to not be seen by Jotaro. He agrees, since he's needed by the skeleton at the current present, and so he popped up behind him with a head tilt and said with whispers, 'How can I help, First Best?' He meant First and Best Mate, but they're shorter when combined.