[quote=@Old Amsterdam]
The real one you should be wondering about is the mystery NPC in the 0th post on the CS tab. 
[/quote]

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DJswI9pcjE][b]Name:[/b] Danward DeVeelto
[b]Age:[/b] Appears to be in his late 50s, but nothing to confirm this
[b]Appearance:[/b] Best reports indicate the subject is male, tiny height and massive weight, and dresses in cheap and dirty clothing. Possible balding black hair and brown eyes, unconfirmed.
[b]Equipment:[/b] Possible use of eggs in these trying times and reports indicate possible trashcan.[/url]