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Picture a trendy, beautifully decorated and comfy little coffee shop and go there, this is a slacker hang out and we don’t have a lot of brews just black, creamed, decaf for the socially impaired...It’s Chock full of Nutz….like your sis...we just buy the one brand.
 We have pie and cookies, WIFI when it works and music an I control that because I’m here everyday and it’s my place. If you don’t make me cringe play your guitar, sing a song, some people like live music just don’t go Diva and we’ll be cool.

We smoke here at Slackers and no one cares if you gotta breath the same air, want fresh air go to the park and play dodge the muggers.

[i]”Why is it Called Slackers?”[/i]
My last name is Slacker so you can see was born royalty in my little niche and it's the family name 

My grandparents started this with Beatniks and Apache dancing, look it up I ain’t the Librarian.

The town’s name is unimportant and as long as the Health Inspector and Police keep their distance who cares they’re all the same.

We can sit about 130 people but I never seen more than 57 in here since I got the thing in the Life and death raffle and they were a Greek wedding desperate for a hall after theirs burned down 2 days before the wedding.  

Above this lovely little pisshole of a coffee shop are 10 tiny studio apartments which are attached by the stairs over there, I live in the less cramped part behind the bar.

We don’t spend a lot of money on lighting so unless its a laptop or pad reading isn’t advised

Or chairs were specially made by a group of drunk rednecks so that none of the legs are the same length...the built the tables and the two couches were found on the curb..and not for making out.

The old posters on the wall might appear to be decoration but they are actually hiding holes, cracks and one a bloodstain that won’t come out.

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AGE 23-25 don’t be nosy
Appearance You got eyes take a picture
History….I was born on the wrong side of heaven and never good enough for hell. I had a mom and a dad and strangely they stayed together no matter how much of a disappointment I was. My childhood was spent trying not to scream “Idiots!” everytime my peers exposed the depths of their self taught ignorance. I went to college and found i didn’t enjoy kissing ass so I dropped that and wandered the highway as a hitchiker and potential victim till I came to my senses and came here to mooch of my dotty grandparents and found out I was too late for the funeral, early enough to piss off my parents and dumb enough to be excited when i found they had left me this crappy Empire.

That’s it, I’m not here to write you a tragic story or a great comedy, I just pour the coffee and collect the rent[/hider] 

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It's a crappy Coffee Shop that rents rooms that wouldn't be considered big enough to be used as Solitary Confinement Cells even in the worst Third World Banana Republic.

We Hang out, We Bullshit about what we have done, some insist on telling us about their dreams and their Idealism. 

Mandy tends the Coffee and makes the Pies and Cookies in her kitchen and the pies and cookies are cheap and the one accomplishment she can claim she's good at doing.

Sometimes Mandy entertains the tenants and customer by tossing Hipsters for suggesting an Espresso machine or those 10 dollar Lattes 

Mandy has a Cat she claims came with the place and its possible it did, she named him [url=http://picanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cats-cat-grumpy-ugly-feline-nap-images-1366x768.jpg]Saliva[/url] and he's the ugliest cat in the neighborhood and steals unwatched food.
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Because I thought I’d take the pressure off, I’m a Slacker and who am I to say what and how much you should have babbled?
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