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[center][color=darkgray][b][i]"So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in life; born with more excuses than actions. Tony says you’re doing the right thing. You’re welcome, parents."[/i][/b][/color]
[color=8882be][h2]I'm [s]sexy[/s] slacker, and I know it.[/h2][/color][/center][hr][hr]

[color=cccccc][b]Agє[/b][/color] is just an irrelevant number. Unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. (24)

[color=cccccc][b]History―[/b][/color] The signs of his worst luck initiated when his mother died during his birth. Indeed, Tony was that baby with the breaking news: [b][i]Congratulations, you're officially a mother. [color=red]Now die.[/color][/i][/b]

[i]Talk to the hand[/i] happen to be his best solitude tool midst his childhood, until he grew up into this lazy man that lives on information, strategies, plans, just simply to spend one hour of hard work and make the rest feel like a breeze. Romance or Relationships? we all know that men want two things: danger and play. For that reason Tony always wanted [s]women[/s] videogames, as the most dangerous plaything. Risks? of course, he took the plastic off his iphone screen once. Travels? oh yes; snapchat, facebook, instagram, take your pick. Hobbies? he eats and sleeps, kinda doing great in terms of being functional human. Job? Web Programmer in a small porn industry. Tony is asexual so it's not that [b]fun.[/b] [color=yellow][b]#[/b]faithful-to-windows-and-mac. [b]#[/b]fifty-shades-of-nerd.[/color]

Not depressed nor motivated, his own opinion is enough for him. He likes being his own person with his own nerdism style and his own toothbrush. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and step on a lego. Unless you're a dank meme fan, that's an exception...

[b][color=cccccc]The reason he ended up in this coffee shop:[/color][/b] got kicked out by his dad, duh. 
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