[quote=@Alternax]The new guy pulled out a lightsaber, and all I got was this dinky knife?[/quote]
It may look like a lightsaber, but it's really just a very durable sword. It doesn't burn through stuff. I know you're joking, but just so everyone knows this.

[quote=@ImportantNobody]I think it's my turn next, which I'll do tomorrow morning which means tomorrow afternoon.[/quote]
Here's the beauty of Hofstadter's Law: Things take longer than you expect, [i]even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law[/i]. So now that you've said that, it's probably gonna take you until the evening.