HP WILL NEVER DIE

Even if JK Rowling keeps trying her damnedest to fuck it all up.

I have Opinions™️ about her take on Wizarding America. [s]one school for the whole country are you goddamn crazy we literally can't agree on the word for soda what in the actual fuck[/s]

Also APRIL IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT WORTH IT. She comes with sick leather jackets, an adorable dog, a cool Uncle with a shitty Bon Jovi cover band, and hilarious misadventures to boot!