JOKES ON YOU, APRIL'S PRETTY MUCH THE WORST SORRY NO REFUNDS

Also, yes good this sounds perfect. April might literally just shout NEEEERRRRD at them, but I promise it will be delivered with at least thirty six degrees of fondness. 

It's all good! I am a human encyclopedia of HP knowledge and you can run shit by me (which is usually just me looking thru the wiki because I seriously need to reread the books). Also, I'm all about bending canon to explore cool shit, so no worries.

My starter is built around the classic "this newbie is your new partner, don't fuck it all up" so if that sounds good, I can shoot you a pee em and we can get this shitshow rolling!