[quote=supertinyking]
((You suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to slap Utsuho, like she had just spat in your and insulted something you held dear.))
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(( I turn around and pinch her cheeks, before pouncing on her and slapping her repeatedly. Utsuho soon get's pissed and fires a Nuclear Fusion beam from her 'eye', I go flying and land a couple meters away. "I'M OKAY!" I shout after landing, one arm raised up. ))

[quote=CreedTheChimera]
((The frying pan retreats, spawning the troll face meme over it. "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!""That's my Wess..." I say. "He can turn into objects." A boot sneaks up behind you and kicks you in the butt, hard))
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(( "....Is he trying to rape me, but as a boot? Because that's just gross." I say, before quickly turning around and hitting the boot with a mace, extra force added. ))