[hider=Superiority Complex's Poster Child][h1]Salacious_Saviour[/h1] [hr] [h2][color=orange]"Bitches. Love. Axes."[/color][/h2] [hr] REAL [img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/yukipedia/images/a/ac/175937.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130521025411[/img] GENDER: Male AGE: 23 HEIGHT: 5'4" BUILD: Slim-Jim PERSONALITY: ~Pervy sarcastic asshole with zero charisma.~ Salacious_Saviour, who goes by Sal for convenience's sake, was kind of a loser IRL. He lacked confidence, shrouded his true personality in barbs and a prickly exterior, and generally acted like a sourpuss whenever somebody tried to dig beneath the surface. Nothing much has changed in joining SAO, except Sal's confidence in his ability to beat the game, and thereby attract feminine attention have dramatically increased. Being in a power fantasy will do that. Unfortunately, he expects very little of himself, and quite a lot of others, and his bitter tone and mannerisms oft-rebuffed will always take him by surprise, since he thinks his way of interacting with others is simple and easy to understand. In a life-or-death scenario, Sal will most likely quip about how worthless everybody is, and then drag himself to the frontlines while trying to ogle any busty women whom he might cross paths with. His main motivation for playing the role of tank is to impress and stroke his own ego. BACKGROUND: ~Bootlegged the game with his friend's stolen NerveGear, and got WAY THE HELL more than he bargained for.~ Coasting through life since he left high school, Sal was running a small-time gaming store alongside his less-than-scrupulous co-owner. Their little hole-in-the-wall games place was known for having the shady, rare, and hard-to-acquire items. And so it was that when the NerveGear craze started up, Sal was hardly shocked to find that his business partner and sometimes friend had rigged up a hacked version of the game connected to the actual game server. At first, Sal was adamant that he would not risk frying his brain playing a faulty NerveGear. It took the promise of two pizzas and a week's rental of the nice gaming chair to convince him otherwise. And with that, Sal's adventure in the world of SAO began. With an eagerly spectating business entrepreneur as his only supervisor, alongside distant parents he'd estranged. [hr] AVATAR [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/bc/bc/e7bcbc4a6a81312afaeae9978b5075c6.jpg[/img] [hr] LEVEL: 1 [hr] CLASS: Tank [hr] WEAPON: AXES - BATTLEAXE (2H) [hr] IN-GAME SKILLS: JUGGERNAUT FIRM GRIP REND [hr] EQUIPMENT: BATTLEAXE THROWING AXES (2) HATCHET PICKAXE AXE-SHIELD LIGHT ARMOUR (LEATHER) [/hider]