[quote=@Threads of Fate]
*Seems to phase into the world in front of David from pixels and quickly walks around to everyone*

Pay no attention to the cracks and the wind. I'm simply here to tell you...

<Snipped quote by Dynamics>

*Points to one of your swords as I pass*
Don't use that.

<Snipped quote by Mammalia>

*Points to you*
Avoid things that start with "R."

<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

*Waves you away dismissively as I pass*
Count to forty.

<Snipped quote by Galaxy Raider>

*Stops in front of you*
Cheer up at least five percent but no more than eight.

*Fades away, seemingly into pixels again*
[/quote]

...why?