[quote=@RegisEmince]
Greetings everyone, allow me to introduce myself. I am Regis Emince... if you haven't heard of me, you soon will. I am a man of refined tastes, a connoisseur of sorts, if you will. I enjoy nothing greater than to prove my superiority,  whether it be on the battlefield, or in the boardroom. My allies love me. My enemies fear me. All know my name in the core of their hearts. Now that you know what sort of man I am, you may present yourselves to me.
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How well do you cook [url=http://www.dictionary.com/browse/emince]an emince?[/url]

Assuming you can do it, welcome to the forums, your emince-savouring eminence.