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*The werewolf bites off your head*
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*The werewolf encounters squishy resistance and a squeak sounds from my neck like a plush toy* What bad teeth you have! Do you ever brush them? *Is outside of the werewolf* Bad dog! *Taps it with a newspaper that also makes a squeak*