[quote=Lady Squee]
Uhh, let's see if I remember. My first playthrough, I met Havel. D: D: That was a source of entertainment for everyone. Beat Capra. And I think I'm working on the dragon. I'm at the bridge he is guarding. I absolutely know nothing about the game. I don't know what goes where and who is where. I barely know the buttons. I'm a completely video game n00b. Jeremiah speedruns it, and I'm like "Hurrrdruuurrr"
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I'd advise running past havel and backstabbing, cause he is so slow... you should do that whenever possible, cause the overkill can get you extra souls, and, backstabs do amazing amounts of damage... I used the +5 great scythe, and killed him in 4 backstabs and one slash. Was capra hard? 
Ah, don't worry, I don't even know how to kick, and half the time, I'm one handing/two handing when I wanna do the opposite... sometimes I panic, and roll off cliffs by accident, or, drink an estus flask when not injured. I can't parry at all, and, most enemies kill me pretty easy. I think it's cause my defense and vitality is so shitty.