I once got in trouble in school for writing a short story about a guy who wanted to die but agreed that part of him still wanted to live so he devised a plan of Russian Roulette.

I spent over 1800 words just describing the sounds, smells, and other sensations of the Final trigger pull but didn't say if it did or didn't go off. My Teacher gave me a C and sent me to the counselor who once she figgered out to me it was a story and not a plan kept trying to get me to tell her if it did or didn't go off