*Zeta stares at the canned food in confusion, seeing as though she's only seen fresh food.*
Zeta: ...but why though? And I'll help with the food making, least I can do to repay you. 

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*Beatrix crosses her arms, and with a frown, 'hrmphs'.*
Beatrix: I'm not from this 'Earth' you speak of, I'm from the Phantagrande kingdom. And I am not 'technologically inferior', I just have different... technologies. Bet you don't have a sword that can do what it wants.
*As she says that, she uncrosses her arms enough for her sword to unsheathe itself and float around her head, aiming between John and Nia.*
Beatrix: Now who is this woman, John?

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*The red thing at the portal stops piss-farting around, and turns into a red blob, then heads towards the area with the most meat, which is the room, but it'll probably never get there seeing as how dead this thread is at the moment and probably shall be forever. Sucks balls.*