[quote=@Dervish]
If he's apex argonian, no wonder they were enslaved for three solid eras.
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[hider=My Hider]Xhuth! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little softskin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the An-Xileel, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the "Great" Dunmer Houses, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in lizard warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire province of Black Marsh. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through a courier? Think again, forker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Shadowscales across Tamriel and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Hist sap and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little kaoc. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Sax Krak Xi Neel Kersh. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I'm not sure what to make yet tbh. Excited, though!