[quote=@Inimical]
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*Smiles*
Let me take you somewhere... eavesdropping proof, before we go into that.
*Opens a portal next to us*
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*Hands you a black box with a button and a screen*
Before we do, would you press that to calibrate your device? This ensures that nobody masquerading as myself will be capable of verifying his identity.