"Ahem. Good morning students. Today we've got something special prepared for you. The holy of holies! That most anticipated and dreaded of lessons! Yes students, oh yes, I've been eagerly awaiting this day. You can not fathom the horrors, the terrors, the sheer blood-curdling fear that will consume you..."

Jordan reached under the counter, his wolf-grin on full display, and with a flourish-

He put on a chef's hat.

"Now students, are any of you familiar with the appropriate methods, and associated recipe required, in order to properly bake a human child?"