[quote=@Regitnui]
[@Kalleth] *Zeke promptly goes catatonic* wot?
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*Jordan rolls his eyes and continues pulling out the cooking paraphernalia.*

"Class, I'm creating a metaphor for sexual reproduction using cooking shows as the metaphorical device. This is not because we're puritanical theologians, or paranoid child-huggers, but rather it's because most of you, save Zeke apparently, should have a good grasp of the material to hand. And besides, I think I've got some pretty killer puns in the oven. Does anybody object to this?"