[@Zelosse] [@Regitnui]

*Jordan's fist tightens imperceptibly.*

"Zeke, it's because in order to teach you about the wonders of cooking, we can't have you getting distracted by the girls' utensils."

[@Old Amsterdam]

*Wields sands to melt the ice, and kicks down door.*

[@Stern Algorithm]

"Catherine, the students need to cook together! It's the only way they'll learn how to bake the perfect quiche! WE SIMPLY MUST GIVE THEM A DEMONSTRATION FOR THEIR OWN SAKE!"