Herr Doktor Sleepless reporting. Those shrieky girls you left behind are in sync. Everything buzzing, whirring, dialing up as they connect themselves. See what she sees, feel what she feels, all while the bzzt, rrrnnt, eerrneet, meeeeen moans on like so much terrible internet. These gels will do anything for a cheap fix. Let me mix and match you baby doll. 

Interested. Will keep my dial up consciousness wired.