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You cared enough to comment.

Yes, this is a joke. I've known Nyte for many years and he would never actually write anything like this. This is satire.
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Yeah. This is satire.

My real 1x1 request?

I actually want someone to play a toyota in a toyota x subaru rp.

The rper must be a toyota with a V8 engine, using only premium fuel, rear spoilers, and leather car seats. Hondas need not apply.

TW: there will be graphic scenes of rear ending, as well as having several oil spills as a result from the t-bone position.

Who the hell wants to rp with a woman when you can rp with a fine tuned racing machine.