one time, i let out this silent fart in class, on a day where my stomach was a little icky and stuff. let's just say constipation's a bitch.

anyways, i thought that i had gotten away with it at first.

then the smell crept in.

the almighty fucking smell. i had to check i hadn't shat my pants after class. not even the most experienced s.t.a.l.k.e.r could've dealt with the pure diarrhea-smelling radiation that had escaped from my asshole.

suddenly, everyone around me scattered. the entire class was pressed up against the end wall, almost bursting out as they tried to escape the toxic fumes. it wasn't enough. the smell lingered for the rest of the lesson, and everyone kept looking at me.

needless to say, i never went to that school again and i moved to a different city.