[@Sierra] That honestly sounds like a 'you' problem. No one can give you offense, you have to [i]take[/i] offense. The fact that you're the only one getting triggered despite everyone, inlcluding the mods, reiterating that it is satire, is completely on you. 

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Also Nyt, I can offer you Hyundai! I only do Korean models, thank. PM if interested.