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*Is in front of the coaster operator* That's very dangerous! What if someone is incredibly light and flies so far that they don't hit the ginormous pillow?
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*Speaks into a radio*
This is unit 5P; send in the boys. Operation Surprise Party has been a success.
*SWAT teams descend from helicopters and surround the perimeter*
You're under arrest for negligence, malicious endangerment of patrons, the kidnapping of eight children in the past month, breaking every safety protocol, and about a hundred other offenses. You're going to jail for a [i]looong[/i] time, pal.